AKPOS AND ABOKI CONVERSATION (LAUGH TIL UR BELE BURST)

AKPOS was hungry and went
to 'mai
shayi' (men selling tea and
bread).
The following dialogue
transpired between them:

AKPOS: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am into
two and put
two sachet of butter in between
ABOKI: (happy and thanking
God for bringing
customer,is quickly doing as he
is instructed )
AKPOS: You get egg? ABOKI: yes customer
AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am
inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPOS: You get sardin for
inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer
everything dey. AKPOS: put
two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy
and doing as he is told, already
enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money 2day) AKPOS: you don
finish? Oya press the bread
together for me. ABOKI: See
am customer, i don prepare am
finish. AKPOS: OYA CUT N10
Naira OWN FOR ME! One word for Akpos